I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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