I wannas sexs uuuuu
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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