also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
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Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
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You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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