Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
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Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
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Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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