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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
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one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
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So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
You were trust falling into bushes
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
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