I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
Randomize
