I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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