Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
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Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
im calling her cock vulture from now on
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
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