Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
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I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
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So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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