Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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