So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
i wanted to iron the shorts i'm wearing. but i'm high and lazy. so i'm using my hair straightener. in bed.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
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Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
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I round house kicked her emotions in the face
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
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