pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
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So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
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YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
I know her cup size but not her name....
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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