I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
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