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I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
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well he's currently spooning the coffee table
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
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Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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