best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
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She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
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She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
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