You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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