I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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