That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
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Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
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He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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