My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
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