How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
Pants are for mortals
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