my vag is so smooth its legendary
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
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the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
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I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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