yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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