he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
pop tarts are not kleenex
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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