Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
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WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
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New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
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