yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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