I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
she went home with me because she said i reminded her of paul rudd. remind me to thank him for his awkwardness
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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