So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
just threw up on dog. broke microwave with cheese and spoon. having a bath with my barbies singing final countdown.
before you ask yes i found the absinthe under your bed. ITS THE FINAL COUNTDOWWWWNNNNNN
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
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