no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
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After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
I'm like a savant for remembering names I learned while I was drunk. Seriously, I'm three for three. I'm on a roll.
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
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We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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