He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
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I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
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You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
Stop it with the monkey emojis. It's like sexting with Curious George
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
Based on my calculations, I should be blackout by approximately 11:14pm and that's when I need you to take my phone away from me. Mkay?
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
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