Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
Reflecting on last night, I'm not sure if making out with a 43 y/o married woman at Bernie's after the Cubs game was my best life decision...
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
Randomize
