Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
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