fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
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So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
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Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
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