Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
I think your dad took our porno
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
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