Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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