Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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