I want to stick my p in your. b.
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
Two words: nipple clamps
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