I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
I woke up naked this morning and I found out that I thought I was Adam last night and Eve was my wife so I ran naked saying I was in the Garden of Eden and I could shit wherever I wanted.....too bad the garden was in my friends apt.......I spent the morning cleaning and have reached a new low
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
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he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
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What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
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