dude i'm inner monologue high
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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