so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
My boob is missing a layer of skin
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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