I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
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you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
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