1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
I*** M*****, this is your dignity texting you. I ditched you when you started hitting on bros and old sailor men last night. My friend Sarah has pictures to prove it.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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