YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
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she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
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This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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