I'm laying in your front yard are you home
i just wanna skin you and wear you like last years versace.
you may have the big hair, fake nails, and talk with a fake accent, but you will NEVER be a housewife from new jersey so STOP TRYING.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
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I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
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He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
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