Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
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And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
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Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
I'm determined to sit on that face.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
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