She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
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Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
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All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
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