i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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