Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
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For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
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I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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