you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
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For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
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Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
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