it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
My breath smells like gin and sadness
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
Gotta say, self-deprecating Lord of the Rings-themed sex jokes were not on my agenda for today.
Randomize
