wakey wakey hands off snakey
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
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