I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
Randomize