Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
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