My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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