I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
its not stalking. its research.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
Randomize
